It's hard for a guy like me to stay completely silent on world events, so let me sound off on a couple of them:
1. The Stimulus package - Congress plans to try a jump start the economy by taking on more debt to fund more pet projects and other stupid political stuff. I don't feel so stimulated.
2. Israel - The election is so close they have to take it to court. I recommend Norm Coleman and Al Franken's lawyers. They are definitely earning their 500 dollars an hour.
3. Global Warming - It was 10 degrees with a wind chill below zero in late November and 70 degrees yesterday. Who the heck is right?
We now return you to our regularly scheduled blogging.